Wench Mum Chronicles

Does your mother talk to the TV? Mine does... The Wench Mum was sitting with me having a TV dinner; we were watching the news when she suddenly stood up and started to talk to the TV anchor man.

"Hey, you, mister! What happened to the baseball results from yesterday? I was watching the Hanshin Tigers match that went into penalty time, and I never saw the results. You're going to tell me the results, right? Cummon. Hurry up, tell me the results!"

"Ummm... Mum. Why are you speaking to the TV?"

(and after a while the results are announced. her team won the match.)

"YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!", and with that the 60year old biddy stood up, and started to do a victory dance around the living room.

"MUM!!!! WOULD YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN! YOU ARE AN OLD LADY! YOU SHOULD *NOT* BE RUNNING AROUND DOING THE MEXICAN WAVE IN THE LIVING ROOM! ACT YOUR AGE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!"

Can someone remove her genes from me?