Friday, February 18, 2005
Madness Level Indicator
I do not know who the wench mum is talking to, because it certainly not me. This morning I caught her talking to the TV news anchor: "Good Moooooorning, Congo. Russia. What was it again? Yes, Yes. Can either of you put the kettle on? DWR, can you feed the cats? Brrrrr. It's cold in here. Tra La La La La! Spring time is here!"
(Mum, first those people are in the studio, they don't LIVE in the box. Second, you have already fed the cats. Third, the weather report says that it is going to snow today and tomorrow. Spring is NOT here. You said that it's cold yourself!)
I will say anything to keep that woman's madness our of my life: "Yes mum, I'll feed the cats. I'm feeding them now!" (pretending to put invisible additional cat food into their feeding bowls)
"Oh dear, what are you doing, DWR?"
"Um... Mum, you told me to feed the cats."
"But I have already fed them. You have nothing in your hands, la la la la leeeeey! Oh flowers, they are pretty, pretty, pretty!"
(GGGRRRR!!!!! I wish there was a madness level indicator to tell me the degree of insanity my mother is experiencing.)
Can someone remove her genes from me?
(Mum, first those people are in the studio, they don't LIVE in the box. Second, you have already fed the cats. Third, the weather report says that it is going to snow today and tomorrow. Spring is NOT here. You said that it's cold yourself!)
I will say anything to keep that woman's madness our of my life: "Yes mum, I'll feed the cats. I'm feeding them now!" (pretending to put invisible additional cat food into their feeding bowls)
"Oh dear, what are you doing, DWR?"
"Um... Mum, you told me to feed the cats."
"But I have already fed them. You have nothing in your hands, la la la la leeeeey! Oh flowers, they are pretty, pretty, pretty!"
(GGGRRRR!!!!! I wish there was a madness level indicator to tell me the degree of insanity my mother is experiencing.)
Can someone remove her genes from me?
# posted by Drunken Wench Rambler : 6:57 am
