Wench Mum Chronicles: Fabreze, Phone, & Wench Mum

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Fabreze, Phone, & Wench Mum

Well there you have it. This is my mum sleeping. What is she sleeping next to? Febreze, just in case she wakes up in the middle of the night and there is a nasty smell (or something), and also her mobile phone which acts as her alarm, because the previous generation alarm clock decided to run of battery, and never went to get a new pair of "Panasonic Alkaline-Superdooper-Hyper-Last-For-The-Next-Century (or so advertised)" batteries. Lazy wench-mum!

Do you know many people who sleep next to airfreshner and their mobile phones, which they do not know how to use but have it anyway "just in case"? How many times have I woken up at 6am rushing to the wench-mum's room coz she is screaming "OOOHHHH, how do I turn this OFF, it just keeps on RINGING!!!"

"Wench-mum, you just hit this button that says off. See, now it works. Now can I go back to bed while you decide to clean the back of the TV, or something, at this ungodly hour?"

Can someone remove her genes from me?

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Comments:

ok, I confess, I put the Fabreze there so you can *see* it, but the bottle is usually within reaching distance of the wench mum... you are lucky that I have not introduced to you the "rolly-polly" a sticky devise similar to ducktape (reversed) on a roller that she uses to remove cat hair from her clothes, bedding, and anywhere she finds kitty fur...

please tell me that the world is not as neurotic as her,

pretty please??

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